Murders? Wonderful. It's just like home, again, with murders. I'm not sure what I would do if someone wasn't on the verge of killing my neighbors at the given moment. It's simply the spice of life.

Likewise, there are an unfathomable amout of small, black dogs... everywhere. Myself, I'm really more of a fish person, honestly.

( Private To Self | | Unhackable )

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[the sounds of a oddly high number of fans, air conditioners and whathaveyous in the background]

Ah~ Gods...

This is... sweat. Actual sweat. I'm perspiring and there's not even sex involved.

It's an abomination.

Edit; And what's this I heard of The Tempest being preformed? ...Who played Caliban?

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( ooc~ )